May 2013
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
jaybird-in-the-tardis:
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
blusherlock:
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
babyjugs:
horse-ebook:
yaoilover95:
ohshititsgreg:
horse-ebook:
1990 was 23 years ago
How
I am so confused… how could this be..?
since the year 1990, 23 years have passed
Don’t force your beliefs on me
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
